He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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