you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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