I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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