Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Pants are for mortals
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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