Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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