Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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