i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I checked into jail on foursquare
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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