Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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