I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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