I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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