I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
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