Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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