I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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