Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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