I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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