He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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