all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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