You surviving the open bar?
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Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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