"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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