And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
