Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
