I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
