Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Randomize
