PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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