im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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