Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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