have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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