We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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