"it" just moved
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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