is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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