ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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