You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
40s are totally the cure
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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