About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
the day after is always just damage control
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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