windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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