is wine microwaveable?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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