love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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