You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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