return my video game
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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