never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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