Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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