i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
