I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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