yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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