YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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