Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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