He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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