YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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