What did we do last night that was yellow?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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