the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
my poor anus
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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