You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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