I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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