How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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