There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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