He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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