Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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