So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
