i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
